The Cooler Movie Trailer

Plot Summary: The unluckiest man in Vegas (William H. Macy) – a guy whose bad luck is contagious – is used by the last of the old time mob run casinos to kill high rollers’ action. That is, until he falls in love with a cocktail waitress (Maria Bello) and gets “lady luck,” which throws the situation into reverse. Things turn nasty when the casino director (Alec Baldwin) tries to break up the romance.

Quotes from The Cooler

Natalie: I thought that shit only happened in the movies.

Shelly: That guy is kryptonite on a stick.

Shelly Kaplow: Now listen to me, you little Harvard turd. Lootz is all right, so he’s walking out of here with everything he’s got coming to him. If you so much as touch one fucking hair on his fucking head, I’m gonna fucking wallpaper this fucking bathroom with your fucking ass, do you understand me? Muted tones, isn’t that what you said, huh? Huh? I can’t hear you. Wait, wait a minute. There it is. Blended in, at a subsonic level, like some kind of mantra: “Pain, pain, pain.” [breaks Larry's wrist]

Shelly Kaplow: You think I want to fuck with your happiness, Bernie? That hurts me.